Why we do the things we do

“Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i’mma catch diabetes or some shit.”

“Chipmunk, prairie dog, squirrel… whatever, that motherfucker look like Alvin.”

“Hold up, I got crumbles all in my pack cuz I trip and fall on a saltine sleeve”

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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
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