“Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i’mma catch diabetes or some shit.”
“Chipmunk, prairie dog, squirrel… whatever, that motherfucker look like Alvin.”
“Hold up, I got crumbles all in my pack cuz I trip and fall on a saltine sleeve”
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 this blog is hilarious
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*